So you wanna join the club, eh? Okay, but be warned, P.E.T.E. ain't for everybody. You've got to have brains. You've got to have stamina. A lot of spare time wouldn't hurt either.

Think you can handle it?

We'll see.

Here's the way it works. You snoop around the Paladin13 . . . for adventurous young men and boys web site every month or so. You check every page. You let your cursor rest over every image. You scrutinize. You interrogate. If you're good, you find the secret P.E.T.E. message and can count yourself among the members of Paladin13's Elite Team of Espionage Operatives. If you're not good, you have our permission to cry yourself to sleep at night. And try again once you've pulled yourself together.

Got it? Good. Begin searching for the current secret message whenever you feel up to it. 

How will you know when you find it? All P.E.T.E messages end with the number "860".